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The snake game is hard enough on its own. I completly ignored the chick and still lost because its difficult to see where the pink snakes really are, and it seems they randomly hit you anyway. The chick dosent do anything super distracting, I mean she is on a computer screen, its not she she is actually touching you. Visual distractions of this sort are easy to ignore. But when the game you are meant to focus on is buggy in itself then its hardly entertaining. I managed to beat it after a few tries more out of luck than anything else.
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Unique and just challenging enough to keep you entertained, but not so hard that you lose intrest. Good graphics and idea. Really liked how the enemies were other origami creatures.
Perhaps a possible suggestion for a sequal would be to allow the player to create his/her own origami object to use instead of just a swan.
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Holy shit, you have to be the dorkyest looking person I have seen in ages.
Now for the movie review. Nothing new, nothing special, done worse than the others exactly like it. The lightsaber looked more like a fuzzy dildo than a glowy thing. It was way to short, your movements were slow and boring, and there was no light trail when it was swung.
Author's Response:
F*** off I'm that dorky person you're talkin bout!
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The quality is good, the clips are funny, and it works well enough. Its just that soundboards should be ultimatly used for prank calling people, this one is just more of a soundbite showcasing.
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Pointless, dull and boring. No one wants to just sit through watching text that simulates how unfunny nOObs act before a starcraft game.
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Really good game, great idea, nice graphics, good sound. But it has some huge problems.
1. Enemies get stronger and more numerous as waves progress, your men dont because they always walk right into the enemy base and get killed.
2. You move wayyyyyy to slow, and the places you need to get are too far apart to reach before the next wave starts. While i understand this is sort of saying "either heal, repair, or upgrade" come harder waves you dont have time to do any of those.
3. Time between waves is too short, eventually its impossible to fall back to base, buy things, fight and heal because enemies from last 4 waves still arent dead.
4. Need some indicatro of where splash damage actually is, instead of an invisible AOE that hits you when you think you are dodgeing.
Author's Response:
1. Umm i unexperienced in AI, sorry it my best effort
2&3. I set the game defend at begining, attack at last
4. nice tips
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Fucking brilliant. Tottally genius and insane idea. Completly love it. My only suggestion would be that the prizes you get actually do something.
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pretty hard, wasnt able to beat it, but got close. I think its a bit unfair because the pinning arrow dosent exactly fit through everything, make the pointer stand still, or at least be able to fit through each path.
Author's Response:
Thanks for the review! As I said, it's really hard. But I made sure the game beatable by having a lot of people beta test it. Also I have beaten it. I know it seems impossible, but the surprise waiting for you at the end is really treating ;D
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But i dont think its done. Its a nice diea but the control scheme is wack. The ability to only shoot upwards is really annoying. I think the UFOS should shoot but remain more or less in place instead of coming down to the ground because their are times where it is impossible to survive scince you cant really aim.. A good game is challangeing, not impossible.
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Really really like this animation style. And its nice to hear decent voice acting for a change. Pity its so short. Definetly make more and expand on them.
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